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I LOVE CHUCK NORRIS!!!
Today he celebrates his 68th birthday and fans around the world are joyful! Seriously, I don't believe there is any celebrity with a fan base as loyal and funny as Chuck, I dare you to go online and look for Chuck Norris stuff, I swear you will have material for the whole day... The Chuck Norris Facts are a whole event on their own.
Here is Chuck Norris reading a list of Top Ten Chuck Norris facts:
Some of my favorites are:
1. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
3. Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
4. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
5. When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
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Comments (6 posted)
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Posted by Nate, 10 March, 2008 05:12:02Chuck Norris eats lightning and farts thunder.
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Posted by John 5, 10 March, 2008 05:08:51Happy Birthday Chuck!!! Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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Posted by Annie, 10 March, 2008 05:05:03he still looks great, how old is that video anyway?
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Posted by Chuck Norris, 10 March, 2008 05:01:43There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
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Posted by Robbie, 10 March, 2008 04:56:22When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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