DTM COLLEGE FOOTBALL MADNESS WEEK 5 By Dan “The Man” Leach Host The Sports Edge Radio Show and The Betting Edge Greetings to all my fellow wizards out there. What a start to the college football season, kind of makes you feel like when you were 8 years old, couldn't sleep the night before a big game , and were just discovering girls.. This is the pl;ace each and every week where I will give you the top plays in college football and get you on your way to getting that girl you first dreamed of back in grade school! MICHIGAN STATE AT OHIO STATE (OHIO STATE – 3) 3PM EST Buckeye players eschew warnings from the football staff and decide to get pre-game tattoos at Wal Mart in trade for signed David Hasselhoff Knight Rider dolls, that amazingly over half of the team members have. NCAA comes down hard suspending 47 players before kickoff. The Bucks fight hard for a quarter , but realize it is going to be a long day when they have their punter, kicker, and long snapper running the entire offense. Play(rated on a 1-10 “The Choke's On Us” Red Sox collectible mug scale) 7.4 Mugs on MICHIGAN STATE CLEMSON AT VIRGINIA TECH (VA TECH -7) 6PM EST Hokies decide that for their game versus Clemson they are only to communicate on gobble language to honor the mighty Hokie and confuse the tough Tigers. The plan backfires when the Hokies have absolutely no idea what they are saying to each other and need to bvring famed exectuve chef Leon Schubrych out of the press box to cook a quick emergency halftime meal of fried oats and barley sea scallops. Needless to say that was what you would call a Charles Barkley trrrrble idea. 6.8 Mugs on Clemson NEBRASKA AT WISCONSIN (WISCONSIN -10) 8PM EST ABC TV Still thinking they are in the Big 12, Nebraska brings two tons of corn stalks and a inflatable beaver to barter with, as was the custom, when they arrive in Madison. The Badgers so blown away by the Huskers kind gesture , give them their entire offensive line, two buckets of cheese, and a signed Tickle Me Elmo talking Badger doll. 8 Mugs on the Huskers Dan The Man Leach invented saran wrap, was the first choice to play John F Kennedy in the well reviewed film “Thirteen Days” , only eats grapes during football season, and can be reached at Sportsedge 2@aol.com. You can check out all of DTM's hilarity and hi-jinx and www.youtube.com/thebettingedge and on www.inspin.com